Michele Bachmannn has escaped her handlers again and has stopped taking her meds. How do we know? Because she gave this nearly incoherent statement to CBN News.michele-bachmann-crazy-eyes

Maybe I’m wrong, I don’t know but I do know that the Bible is true and that Daniel teaches the most high God which is one of God’s names is the one who lifts up who He will and takes down who He will and so that’s why my prayers and my actions and my work on a daily basis is to make sure that Donald Trump becomes ‘President Trump’ the first Tuesday of November this 2016.

Whew. Look, anytime Michele Bachmann starts off with, “Maybe I’m wrong…“, you can ignore the rest of what she says. Honestly, though, we’d like some of the same medication that Michele is taking, but in a smaller dose.

Remember, this is the same Michele Bachmann who says HPV vaccine can cause mental retardation. Here’s what she told NBC’s “Today Show”:

Well, I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate,” Bachmann said. “She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter.”

And Michele responded, “Mom??”

Other crazy things said by Michele Bachmann:

“Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” – Michele Bachmann , April, 2009

NOTE: If you breathe carbon dioxide in sufficient quantity, you will DIE. That’s a fact.

 

“I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.” – Michele Bachmann on April 28, 2009

Clearly, Democrats cause Swine Flu. It’s so OBVIOUS, people! Except for the fact that the 1976 Swine Flu outbreak happened when Gerald Ford, a Republican, was president. Oooops.

 

“If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.” – Michele Bachmann, January 2005

Yes, we could offer jobs at 50 cents an hour, wouldn’t that be awesome? Hooray for America!

 

“I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out: Are they pro-America or anti-America?” – Michele Bachmann, Oct. 2008

I’m no political analyst, but I think it’s a safe bet that if someone has taken the time to run for and get elected to serve in Congress, they’re probably “pro-America”. Probably.

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Michele Bachmann and Bat Boy- separated at birth?