April 12, 2016


A Christian author is warning women that “masturbation is a direct path to Satan.”

Mack Major of Eden Decoded wrote on Facebook that “too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate.”

“Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals,” he wrote. “It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.”

Major added: “There is nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.”


But we’ll bet Mr. Major’s private porn collection has lots of pictures of women masturbating their way to hell. It’s okay for men to whack off, though. That’s natural and feels soooo good. Right, Mack?