Ted, you and Mike Huckabee have successfully taken yourselves out of the presidential race by alienating about 95% of the American voting public on the issue of child sexual abuse. Good job, boys. We thank you.

Josh Duggar molested children, including his own little sisters, you stupid shithead, and you think the issue is the age difference?!?

Please keep right on speaking your mind. It is the only way be can be absolutely sure that you will never get elected to any office outside of Texas, the Somalia of the United States.

On a personal note, Ted, you always seem tight-lipped, even when you smile. Are you afraid a penis will fly by?