‘Devout’ Christian Elder Killed His Wife And Staged Her Suicide

January 26, 2018


Stephen Allwine, a good Christian murderer


He didn’t want a divorce because divorce is a sin. Soon he’ll be married to a 300 pound cellmate named ‘Bubba’. No way to get out of that marriage, Steve.


A trial is under way in Minnesota for a husband, father and devout Christian who stands accused of shooting dead his wife and staging the crime scene to make it look like a suicide after failing to hire an assassin on the Dark Web.

Prosecutors allege that Stephen Allwine, 44, a deacon and church elder with the United Church of God, had at least three extramarital affairs with women he had met on the notorious cheaters’ website Ashley Madison, and that he no longer wanted to be married to his wife, Amy Allwine.

Because of his position within the church, which views marriage as a lifelong commitment and prohibits divorce for its members, Washington County prosecutor Jamie Kreuser told the court on Tuesday that the defendant decided to rid himself of Amy by killing her following a botched murder-for-hire plot.

Allwine, a church elder, is charged with first-degree premeditated murder in the November 2016 shooting death of wife

Amy, 44, a mother-of-one and a dog trainer, was found dead from a gunshot wound to the head inside the family’s home in Cottage Grove on the evening of November 13, 2016.

Her husband told police he and their adopted son discovered the body and suggested that Amy had taken her own life, but police quickly determined that physical and ballistic evidence were inconsistent with a suicide.

Stephen, an information technology specialist, was arrested after a two-month investigation and was initially charged with second-degree murder, before a grand jury indicted him on a charge of first-degree premeditated murder in March 2017. The upgraded count carries a mandatory life sentence.

Kreuser told the court on Tuesday that months before Amy’s death, her philandering spouse had begun scouring the Dark Web in search of a hit man to kill his wife, reported the Minneapolis Star Tribune.

Using the nickname ‘dogdaygod,’ the prosecutor alleged that Stephen went on a website called Besa Mafia, which has been used to solicit murders and assaults for hire, and forked out $6,000 for a hit on his wife Amy, which was never carried out.

According to the prosecution, Stephen then decided to take matters into his own hands and concocted an elaborate plot, which involved sending his wife threatening emails urging her to kill herself, buying the nausea drug scoplamine – dubbed the ‘devils’ drug’ for its ability to erase memory – and ultimately killing her and disguising the crime as a suicide.


Book By Hillary Clinton’s Pastor. Riddled With Plagiarism, Pulled From Shelves

September 6, 2017


Bill Shillady, plagiarist


Says that he ‘mistakenly’ did not attribute the work of other people. Yeah, right. All those stolen passages were mistakes. Imagine that, a pastor telling lies and ripping off the work of others. We’re shocked.


Hillary Clinton said that the email her spiritual adviser, the Rev. Bill Shillady, sent her on the morning after she lost the 2016 presidential election helped her heal from her devastating defeat.

It wasn’t until months later, when Shillady published that email in a book, that it came to light that he had plagiarized the words that so moved the candidate.

Now, less than a month after the book’s publication, the publishing house that printed it says it is pulling the book off the shelves because it’s riddled with plagiarism.

“Abingdon Press initiated an extensive review of the book and was alarmed to discover other content unattributed by the author. Abingdon Press has zero tolerance for plagiarism,” the Rev. Brian K. Milford, the president of the publishing company, said in a statement. “Consequently, we have discontinued sales, will remove existing copies from all sales outlets, and will have them destroyed along with our existing inventory.”

Shillady, who did not respond to a Washington Post reporter’s call on Tuesday evening, sent an emailed statement: “I deeply regret my actions. I was wrong and there is no excuse for it. I apologize to those whose work I mistakenly did not attribute. I apologize to those I have disappointed, including Secretary Hillary Clinton, Abingdon Press, and all the writers and others who have helped me publish and promote this book. I ask for everyone’s forgiveness.”

His book, “Strong for a Moment Like This,” compiled the emails that he and other pastors sent to Clinton every morning of her campaign. She read the morning emails, which contained a biblical passage, a short sermon and a prayer, throughout her grueling run for president.

Shortly before the book came out last month, CNN published the day-after email that Shillady sent on Nov. 9. Indiana pastor Matt Deuel recognized the words as nearly identical to his own and contacted CNN, which broke the news that the portion of the book was plagiarized on the day before it came out.

Clinton wrote the foreword for her pastor’s now-discredited book. Her own book about the campaign, “What Happened,” comes out next week.


An Editorial From The Board Of Directors

August 20, 2017


It has been the policy of FuckThePope.com since our inception to refrain from involvement in politics in our posts. It is only because Donald Trump has decided to aid and abet nazis and white supremacists that we are now breaking with that policy to state our absolute abhorrence at the stance he has taken.

Our Board of Directors includes minorities who would be exterminated, given half a chance, by the miscreants and thugs whom Trump has described as ‘very fine people’. We stand with the immigrants, the Jews, the blacks, the LGBT community and all other groups threatened by this trend of hatred and white nationalism that is taking hold in the very institutions that exist to protect us from the horrors of racism, fascism, and intolerance.

We urge Donald Trump to resign the presidency. He has abdicated both political and moral leadership. His actions and beliefs constitute a clear and present danger to the very fabric of our society.

We urge every person in our great and wonderful country to loudly and clearly voice their opposition to hatred and intolerance in all its forms.

To be silent is to be complicit.


from the Board of Directors

Nigerian Prophet Tim Omotoso Arrested For Sex Offences And Child Trafficking

June 13, 2017


Dramatic scenes played out at the Port Elizabeth Airport yesterday when a popular Durban televangelist at the centre of sex-abuse claims was handcuffed in the restroom and arrested for human trafficking minutes after his flight landed.

Shortly before that, an argument broke out between his newly appointed legal team and four Hawks officials, who were ordering around eight heavily armed Tactical Response Team (TRT) officers.

Omotoso is accused of abusing over 30 young girls in South Africa.

Hawks spokesman Lieutenant- Colonel Robert Netshiunda said the pastor, Timothy Omotoso, 58, had been charged with human trafficking and would appear in the Port Elizabeth Magistrate’s Court today. “There is a possibility of us adding more charges,” he said.

He said Omotoso had allegedly trafficked women and girls from various branches of his church to a house in Umhlanga Rocks, Kwa- Zulu-Natal, where they were sexually exploited.

The Nigerian televangelist is a senior pastor of Jesus Dominion International, whose headquar ters are in Durban, with a Port Elizabeth branch in Govan Mbeki Avenue.

Social media has been abuzz with the claims against the widely celebrated pastor after a television feature on Monday, in which the allegations were made by a number of women who have had contact with him during his ministerial work.

Omotoso, who arrived on a 3pm flight from Durban, is being represented by Port Elizabeth attorney Alwyn Griebenow and Advocate Terry Price SC.

An enraged Price was heard yelling at the Hawks officials just outside the arrivals terminal gate at the airport: “You will not arrest him here without a warrant.”

But a Hawks official, who refused to give his name, said they were merely following instructions. Griebenow said: “We had an agreement [with the Hawks] to bring the pastor to [our] office.”

Within minutes of the first passengers disembarking, police rushed on to the tarmac. But Omotoso was seen walking into the toilets minutes earlier, accompanied by a woman.

When the TRT officers ran through the arrivals gate, Price said: “Film this, film this. I want all this covered. “We had an agreement to meet the captain.

According to his lawyer, Prophet Omotoso is thinking of killing himself,

If he does kill himself, which we encourage him to do, his church will have to apply as a ‘non-prophet’ organization.



Musings On Religion

First of all, religion is like a penis. It’s fine that you have one, it’s fine that you’re proud of it – but don’t start showing it off in public.

Second of all, religion is … well, it’s basically insanity. Imagine that I stood up in public and declared that I found it justified to murder anyone who prefers Star Wars over Star Trek, or Lord of the Rings over Harry Potter. I’d be hauled off to jail and/or a psychiatric evaluation before my second breath.

Imagine I said that my invisible friend tells me to cut off a piece of my newborn child because it says so in the Silmarillion. That child would be taken away by Child Protective Services.

Imagine I pointed to Jabba the Hutt’s slave girls and said THIS is proof that a man has a right to own his wife as if she was property.

But … point instead to a bunch of stories told by illiterate goat shepherds thousands of years ago, and suddenly it is religion and protected. Not just islam, but all of religion. Christianity doesn’t get a free pass on this one.

Religion is pure and simple collective insanity. Religious wars are akin to a toddler tantrum over WHOSE invisible friend is the BEST (only) invisible friend.

Freedom of religion should extend to within your own four walls, not a step beyond them. In the public space it should be freedom FROM religion.

Youth pastor arrested in dismemberment of Florida teen

Ronnie Hyde, youth pastor and probable murderer

A youth pastor in Florida was arrested Tuesday in connection with the murder and dismembering of a 16-year-old boy in 1994, as FBI investigators reportedly scoured through two properties he owned.

Ronnie Leon Hyde, 60, was held without bond on murder charges at the Duval County jail. Crews used a backhoe to dig for evidence at his Jacksonville Beach home.

In June of 1994, investigators found a man’s torso — without a head, hands or legs — behind a Lake City gas station. It wasn’t until 2015 that DNA tests identified the victim as 16-year-old Fred Laster.

Laster’s family had reported him missing in 1994. His sister told police her brother was last seen with Hyde — a youth pastor and family friend.

The sister also said she and a sibling had stayed the night at Hyde’s home the previous year, WJXT reported.

The investigators laid out boxes of possible evidence on blue tarps in the street outside. Hyde is also a mental health counselor, WJXT added. It’s unclear if he has an attorney.



What’s Wrong With This Picture?

If you said, “That puzzle piece doesn’t fit“, you’d be right.

A fitting analogy for everything having to do with the Bible and religion.
















You are NOT the father

No child support for you, Mary!


Being Good Without God

April 22, 2016


In recent years, researchers have begun to study the moral practices of a relatively new and growing group within America’s religious landscape — the “nones.”

Nones are people who, when asked to describe their religious affiliation, respond that they are atheist, agnostic, or “nothing in particular.” As of 2014, the nones, also known as the “unaffiliated,” are the second largest religious grouping in America, coming in just under evangelical Christians. As a whole, the unaffiliated tend to be less religious by the standards that surveyors have traditionally used to measure religiosity — attendance at worship services, for example, or daily prayer.

But if they’re not religious by these standards, how exactly are the nones approaching the question of what it means to be a moral person?

There are more religiously unaffiliated adults in the U.S. than Catholics or mainline Protestants.

Thanks to the Pew Research Center, we now have some data on this. In a recent report on religion in everyday life, the organization asked unaffiliated people whether 16 pre-selected beliefs and behaviors were essential, important but not essential, or not important to what they think it means to be a “moral person.”

For the unaffiliated, honesty tops the list, with about 58 percent of the nones saying that “being honest at all times” was essential to being a moral person.

When Harvard chaplain Greg Epstein heard that honesty came out on top, it made a lot of sense to him. As author of “Good Without God: What a Billion Nonreligious People Do Believe,” Epstein has spent a considerable amount of time thinking about what nonbelievers actually hold to be true about tolerance, community, and morality.

“Of course these are people who are interested in honesty and integrity,” Epstein told The Huffington Post. “[Because if you’re coming out as non-religious], then you probably feel a very strong pull to tell the truth and to be honest with yourself and others about who you are.”

Epstein suggested that the act of coming out as a nonbeliever requires a good deal of soul searching and introspection. In a country like America, where the overwhelming majority of people belong to some sort of religion, and where statistics show most of the public has negative feelings towards people who don’t believe in God, Epstein said that there really isn’t any incentive or social pressure to come out as non-religious, or atheist, or agnostic.

Some other essentials that the unaffiliated believe make a moral person are being grateful for what you have (53 percent), committing to spend time with family (47 percent), forgiving those who have wronged you (39 percent), and working to protect the environment (35 percent).

Beliefs and practices that have been traditionally used to measure religiosity fell near the bottom of the list. About 10 percent of the unaffiliated believe praying regularly is essential to being moral. Two percent believe attending religious services is part of a moral life.

In an open-ended question, about a quarter (23 percent) of nones wrote that the “Golden Rule,” a behavior cited by Jesus in the Bible, was essential to morality.

For Epstein, the results of the Pew survey are evidence that the religiously unaffiliated community values action over belief in the supernatural.

“[Humanist and nonreligious people] respect completely the fact that our religious neighbors also feel the need to pray, but our view is that action is irreplaceable,” Epstein said. “Actions ultimately make the difference between living a good life and not living a good life.”


People need gods like fish need bicycles.

Easter Makes Perfect Sense

Easter makes such perfect sense…

After the Holy Sky Daddy Jesus® is crucified and dies, he miraculously comes back to life. So naturally Christians celebrate this amazing event by hiding eggs filled with candy in a field and then letting kids search for the eggs. MAKES PERFECT SENSE.


“Scientific” Paper citing a “Creator” is withdrawn

A scientific paper which says the human hand was designed by a ‘Creator’ sparks controversy
The paper’s perceived references to intelligent design have provoked anger and calls for a boycott of the journal
A recent ‘scientific’ paper on the movement of the human hand has faced strong criticism for referring to a ‘Creator’ throughout.

The paper, titled: ‘Biomechanical characteristics of hand coordination in grasping activities of daily living‘ was written by a team of four researchers, three from Huazhong University in China, and one from Worcester Polytechnic Institute in Massachusetts.

Published in the PLOS ONE journal, the fairly conventional study looked at the mechanics of how we grasp things, and involved the measurement of the hand movements of 30 participants.

In the opening sentences of the study, it claims the link between muscles and hand movements is the product of “proper design by the Creator.”
The paper has since been retracted (see below) and an apology issued by the publisher, the Public Library of Science.



Following publication, readers raised concerns about language in the article that makes references to a ‘Creator’, and about the overall rationale and findings of the study.

Upon receiving these concerns, the PLOS ONE editors have carried out an evaluation of the manuscript and the pre-publication process, and they sought further advice on the work from experts in the editorial board. This evaluation confirmed concerns with the scientific rationale, presentation and language, which were not adequately addressed during peer review.

Consequently, the PLOS ONE editors consider that the work cannot be relied upon and retract this publication.

The editors apologize to readers for the inappropriate language in the article and the errors during the evaluation process.

4 Mar 2016: The PLOS ONE Staff (2016) Retraction: Biomechanical Characteristics of Hand Coordination in Grasping Activities of Daily Living. PLoS ONE 11(3): e0151685. doi: 10.1371/journal.pone.0151685
View retraction

Thoughts And Prayers From Republicans In Lieu Of Calls For Action

December 3, 2015

U.S. presidential candidates on Wednesday reacted to a mass shooting in San Bernardino, California, where authorities reported at least 20 victims at a nonprofit center that works with individuals with developmental disabilities.

Democratic presidential hopefuls former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called for further action to stem gun violence:


Martin O’Malley

Horrifying news out of #SanBernardino. Enough is enough: it’s time to stand up to the @NRA and enact meaningful gun safety laws


Hillary Clinton

I refuse to accept this as normal. We must take action to stop gun violence now. -H


Bernie Sanders 

Mass shootings are becoming an almost-everyday occurrence in this country. This sickening and senseless gun violence must stop.


Republicans, on the other hand, offered their thoughts and prayers to the victims and the first responders:
Gov. Mike Huckabee

Praying for those impacted by the shooting in California today
Donald J. Trump

California shooting looks very bad. Good luck to law enforcement and God bless. This is when our police are so appreciated!
Jeb Bush

Praying for the victims, their families & the SanBernardino first responders in the wake of this tragic shooting.
Dr. Ben Carson

My thoughts and prayers are with the shooting victims and their families in San Bernardino.
John Kasich

My thoughts & prayers go out to those impacted by the shooting in San Bernardino, especially the first responders.


Lindsey Graham

Thoughts & prayers are with SanBernardino


George E. Pataki

Praying for the victims and first responders in SanBernardino for a quick resolution.


Ted Cruz

Our prayers are with the victims, their families, and the first responders in San Bernardino who willingly go into harm’s way to save others


Governor Christie

Praying for all those victimized by the shootings in San Bernardino, California today.

Dr. Rand Paul
My thoughts and prayers are with the victims, families, and brave first responders during this unspeakable tragedy.


Let us know how all that thinking and praying works out for all the people killed. injured  and traumatized in this attack.

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